So, I couldn't find my

...keys, today, after work. Well, let me take that back. I couldn't find them while at work, either. I looked high and low.I assume they were in my truck. Got to my truck and the doors opened. I'm like, how did that happen when I don't have my keys on me? I started the truck up, with no keys. My truck has an automatic starter, without, using a key or in other words, keyless entry remote.I assumed they were in the truck. Couldn't find them inside. Tore up my book bag and truck. Still, no keys. Then, my truck said on the dashboard, Keys Not Found Inside. I'm like, watha hell?

By this time, I'm baffled and agitated. Called inside my job. Nobody, saw them. Look outside my truck on the ground. Nope! I just drove home, thinking, if my keys are not in the truck, how am I able to drive? Called the dealer. They say, the keys gotta be with you or the truck won't open the doors nor drive. I got mad at his ass, cause, I know, I can't find those keys. By this time, I made it home. Let Shay Shay out to potty (my dog). Got mad at her ass. Why? I don't know. My friend called, while, looking for my keys. She called herself being, helpful and making suggestions. Got mad at her ass. So, she said, I'll talk to you later and let me know, if you find your keys. 

By this time, I'm on fire. I looked inside my house. Got mad at it. Called the gas station, I went to, this morning. Got mad at their asses. They didn't see them. 

Finally, while I was checking my back seat, for the 1,000th time, my boobie hit the door. I heard my keys jiggle, when, I did. Bam! There they were. Tucked down in my bra. I was, so happy. Then, I got mad at my own ass. I'm like, I remember tucking them away in my shirt, this morning, before going to work, not my bra.

I started thinking. My boobies must be so big and full, that they hid the signal to truck, to let my truck know I had them inside the truck. Remember, the dashboard said that there aren't any keys inside the truck? Then, I got mad at the truck!

Ugh, life! Took me about 50 minutes to find those, boobielicious keys! Just talking about it,makes me mad all over, again.

PS. I did call my friend to let her know, I found them and told her thank you for her kind words, because, she got mad at me for being, snappy and agitated. lol